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Funny Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2017


The valentines day is to come on 14th february 2017, and there are a lot of people searching for funny valentines day jokes. There are many uses for Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2017. These jokes can be used to make your other half laugh hard. Single people can also use these to make fun of couples celebrating valentines day.

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Whatever your intention be, here are some of the best funny valentines day jokes 2017. So please take joke in the funny manner only.

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Below are questions and answers jokes for happy valentines day.


Q: What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and you’ll go places.


What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!

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Q: What is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day?

A: To remind single people they are single.

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Q: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

A: Yes, February 14th

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a tonne!”

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.
– Anonymous

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Happy valentines day jokes for adults 2017

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.

Girl: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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Happy valentines day jokes for adults 2017

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
– Tracy Smith

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Remember your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.
– Melanie White

The Super Bowl is man’s way of balancing out Valentine’s Day.
– Jason Love

Valentine’s Day is a man’s way of letting his wife know how much he appreciates her putting up with him during football season.
– Melanie White

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.

Happy valentines day jokes for adults 2017

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not

Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5. ~Anonymous

Ben: What did one magnet say
to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Finn: I have no idea. What?
Ben: “I find you very attractive!”

Always remember this : A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses

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Happy valentine day jokes in hindi 2017

Phool Se Pucha Gaya:
Tune To Di Hai Khushbu Tujhe Kya Mila?
Phool Ne Kaha:
Dene K Badle Lena To Karobar Hai,
Jo Dekar Bhi Kuch Na Mange Vahi To PYAAR Hai.”
Happy Valentines Day

Na Kabhi Muskurahat Tere Hothon Se Duur Ho..
Teri Har Khwahish Haqiqat Ko Manzoor Ho..
Ho Jaye Jo Tu Mujhse Khafa..
Khuda Na Kare Mujhse Kabhi Aisa Kasoor Ho. Happy valentine day jokes in hindi 2017


Valentin’s Day Ko Date Masoom Mohabbat Ka,
Bus Itna Fasana Hai. . . .
MUMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Detin…
Or Mujhe Valentin’s Day Ko Date Pe Jaana Hai.

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Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa
valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?’
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..!
Girl: Theek hain 20 de do. 😛

Dabbe me Dabba,
Dabbe me cake..
Jo ladki mujhse Kiss karegi,
Woh hogi lakho mien ek

Happy valentines day jokes one liners 2017 

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.”

Valentines day….. A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.

 

I’m gonna spend Valentines day with my ex…… box 360

Valentines Day is the day that the “V” and “D” come together.

The perfect way to get back at a man for forgetting Valentine’s Day is to forget to cook Thanksgiving dinner.
– Melanie White

Fellas, no matter what you hear on the radio over a million times this week, roses dipped in gold are not a good Valentine’s Day gift.
– Guy Endore-Kaiser

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Happy valentines day jokes one liners 2017

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ~Joan Rivers

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics. ~Anonymous

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Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. ~Jay Leno

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Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. ~David Letterman

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: Owl be yours!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

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Happy valentines day jokes for singles 2017

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where,
‘I love’ – is constant and
‘you’ – is a variable

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Happy valentines day jokes for singles 2017

Men: You WILL submit to the Valentine’s Day Industrial Complex.
– Dave Barry

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button. ~Anonymous

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